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  • misslazo718
    misslazo718 Posts: 124 Member
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    genital warts.

    "Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, to keep me from...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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    ...devouring that pepperoni pizza.

    He's going the distance, he's going for...
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
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    his 5k time record.

    A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're--
  • harrybeanbag666
    harrybeanbag666 Posts: 140
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    Pee on your fire hydrant.

    One bourbon, one scotch and one...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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    hell of a bar tab.

    I would do anything for love, but...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...don't expect me to like your mother, she's a witch.

    How lucky can one guy be, I kissed her and she....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    ....turned out to be a He!

    I'm every woman
    It's all in me
    Anything you want done baby
    I do it ......................
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Begrudgingly

    In the still of the night....
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    doing the dishes by myself - again.

    Clap along if you feel like a room without a...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    lot of spring cleaning required.

    The road is long, with...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...a bunch of pot holes because the city is too cheap to fix them.

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    ......I could never give something blue to the Bride

    We're up all night to get................
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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    ...hot Krispy Kreme donuts!

    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta...
  • sljohnson1207
    sljohnson1207 Posts: 818 Member
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    get in my Benz

    Beelzebub has a ...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...a lacy set of lingerie to feel pretty wearing.

    I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you....
  • steelinquisitor
    steelinquisitor Posts: 12
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    ...fart in the wind and it smells like cherry cola

    Now I need to know is this real love or is it...
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    just a rash

    If loving you is wrong.....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    it's most likely because it's illegal

    If I never feel you...
  • Tbaby1514
    Tbaby1514 Posts: 216 Member
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    fart on my leg while we're sleeping again


    In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
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    to buy you a MLP huggie blanket

    Just a hunk, a hunk of burning....

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