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Mangle a Song Lyric
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elderly people on the bus
I don't know but I been told, big leg woman ain't got no ___________0 -
patience for you.
They tried to make me go to....0 -
Chick-Fil-A, but it was closed, 'cause it was Sunday.
We wish you a merry...0 -
ChristmasHoliday.
My mama told me, you'd better0 -
not get your church clothes dirty!
All along the watchtower_____0 -
the tower watcher watched.
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda...0 -
deaf.
Coolin' on the corner on a hot summer day...0 -
Eatin a popsicle trying not to sneeze.
24 men on a dead man's chest yo ho ho and a .....0 -
foul stench that no amount of Febreeze is EVER gonna get out!!
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame......0 -
shoulda been more careful who you were messing with.
There's no sunshine when she's0 -
cranky!
One more man to pick up after, I should be happy, but all I do is....0 -
Steal my bike!
You are the sun you are...0 -
time to get up and face another lovely day at work.
Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so....0 -
Damn hungry..
If I leave here tomorrow would you still.........0 -
feed my dog?
One pill makes you larger,0 -
and Two makes you Huge
If you could only see the way......0 -
to the bathroom in the dark.
It's Howdy doody time, It's ........0 -
Time to get this party started.
Time after time if you look you will find...........0 -
my britches.
You wake up late for school and you don't want to go! You ask your mom please, but she still says...0 -
smoke a bowl!
La la la la la......0 -
a note to follow sol sol sol sol sol!
Don't need money, don't need fame, don't need...0 -
you nagging me to quit playing my game!
It's Cold Gin time again, you know......0 -
you have to know when to fold em you have to....0
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She was a fast machine she kept0
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burning through gasoline like it was $.25 a gallon
There's a light, over at the .....0 -
express lane that says "10 items or less!"
This is something you can't understand, how I could just...0 -
brain freeze! carry on
This is something you can't understand, how I could just...0 -
eat more spam
well you can tell by the way i use my walk ...0 -
that I have no game and cannot talk.
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed...0 -
... minor until I sent an inappropriate email to the wrong mail group.
Billy don't be a...0
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