Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • donnysoule
    donnysoule Posts: 1,185 Member
    elderly people on the bus

    I don't know but I been told, big leg woman ain't got no ___________
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    patience for you.

    They tried to make me go to....
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    Chick-Fil-A, but it was closed, 'cause it was Sunday.

    We wish you a merry...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ChristmasHoliday.

    My mama told me, you'd better
  • TuffChixRule
    TuffChixRule Posts: 190 Member
    not get your church clothes dirty!

    All along the watchtower_____
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    the tower watcher watched.

    Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    deaf.

    Coolin' on the corner on a hot summer day...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Eatin a popsicle trying not to sneeze.

    24 men on a dead man's chest yo ho ho and a .....
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    foul stench that no amount of Febreeze is EVER gonna get out!!


    Shot through the heart, and you're to blame......
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    shoulda been more careful who you were messing with.

    There's no sunshine when she's
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    cranky!

    One more man to pick up after, I should be happy, but all I do is....
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Steal my bike!

    You are the sun you are...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    time to get up and face another lovely day at work.

    Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so....
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    Damn hungry..

    If I leave here tomorrow would you still.........
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    feed my dog?

    One pill makes you larger,
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    and Two makes you Huge

    If you could only see the way......
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    to the bathroom in the dark.

    It's Howdy doody time, It's ........
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    Time to get this party started.

    Time after time if you look you will find...........
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    my britches.

    You wake up late for school and you don't want to go! You ask your mom please, but she still says...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    smoke a bowl!

    La la la la la......
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    a note to follow sol sol sol sol sol!

    Don't need money, don't need fame, don't need...
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    you nagging me to quit playing my game!


    It's Cold Gin time again, you know......
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    you have to know when to fold em you have to....
  • TanLinesNTailgates2
    TanLinesNTailgates2 Posts: 1,528 Member
    She was a fast machine she kept
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    edited November 2014
    burning through gasoline like it was $.25 a gallon

    There's a light, over at the .....
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    express lane that says "10 items or less!"

    This is something you can't understand, how I could just...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    edited November 2014
    brain freeze! carry on :p

    This is something you can't understand, how I could just...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    eat more spam

    well you can tell by the way i use my walk ...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    that I have no game and cannot talk.

    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed...
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... minor until I sent an inappropriate email to the wrong mail group.

    Billy don't be a...
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