Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • Juvenica
    Juvenica Posts: 460 Member
    highway to hell!
    And when you get to the Huge doorway...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ...shut the door already. What are you trying to do, heat up the neighborhood?!

    Mary had a little...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ...still standing here for? We were supposed to go on 3!

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    turkey for dinner.

    Dashing through the . . . .
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    naked butlers please.

    I lose all control and....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Test shows positive?

    Did you ever know that you're. ...
  • CooperSprings
    CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member
    edited January 2015
    night with feathers!

    Ohhh-hooo dreeeaaaammm...
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    cheese
    "take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your......
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Justin Bieber memorabilia collection.

    Maybe someday, when I look back I'll...
  • ravlomama123
    ravlomama123 Posts: 49 Member
    Have hot sauce

    If I would like my breakfast hot...
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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    car jeep to start

    Take a good look at my face, you'll see my
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
    hairs up my nose

    Another one bites the
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
    decide my fate, while I eat cake.

    early one mornin' while makin' my rounds, took a shot of
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    novocaine and I then fell on the ground.

    We don't make a party out of lovin';
    We like holdin' hands and
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
    pitch and woo woo woo

    fever caused my mamas loss of hearin'
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    daddy frank was born with the blight

    And they whispered from on high
    "Your love has said
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
    hello to my sister

    when Luther played
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    his banjo, his butt puckered and it made a squeaky noise

    Take me home tonight
    I don't want to
  • brown996
    brown996 Posts: 51
    Be seen public with you.

    Turn around, every now and then I get
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    ...the smell of your sweaty butt crack

    Times are hard, You're afraid to pay the fee
    So you find yourself somebody....
  • rashel1
    rashel1 Posts: 145 Member
    Hooker

    If you want it to be good girl get yourself a.......
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
    big gun and learn to use it

    until the last teardrop
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    edited January 2015
    ....fell into my beer because my dog died and I accidentally shot my sister-cousin in the foot

    But I still need love 'cause I'm...
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
    my own grandpa

    and I'm busy watchin' pigs fly by tryin' out their brand new wings
  • sweetdixie92
    sweetdixie92 Posts: 655 Member
    All alone in the world

    Well mama told me when I was young...
  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    and watchin' lead ducks rolling down the smokey mountains, takin' a chew and spittin' "ta-backer" on your shoe

    Just a small town girl
    Livin' in a
  • hunter88310
    hunter88310 Posts: 115
    get an education cause you sure can't sing

    The Story of a
  • rashel1
    rashel1 Posts: 145 Member
    hunter88310 wrote: »
    big gun and learn to use it

    until the last teardrop
    I know how to use a gun

  • K8yMac
    K8yMac Posts: 167 Member
    fight down at Dickey Bubb's that caused a wreck on Main Street

    Momma always stopped me short of stealing
    I guess thats why I had to...
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