Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • pirate_john_75
    pirate_john_75 Posts: 96 Member
    ...and I can't get up!

    Home on the range, where...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    the hippopotamuses roam and the eyes are all glassy all day.

    Big wheel keep on turnin'. Proud....
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Skull.

    I wear my sunglasses at....
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... Walmart so I can check out small kitchen appliances without my wife noticing

    I wake every morning and I step...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...onto a really cold floor, maybe I should get an area rug.

    Today, while the blossoms still cling to the vine, I'll...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    let you get yours, if you'll let me get mine.

    Do you have the time, to listen to me...
  • MonaLisaLianne
    MonaLisaLianne Posts: 398 Member
    Another plate of Buffalo wings...!

    'Scuse me while I light my spliff, Oh Lord I want to take a.....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ....Toke from my Doobie!

    Everybody needs somebody to................
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    A clean kitchen.

    Baby, if you've ever wondered,
    Wondered whatever became of me
    I'm living.......
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    ...in a van...down by the river

    Voulez-vous coucher avec...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ..mon chien. Elle est tres belle.

    Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo Cause tonight....
  • nadnerb61
    nadnerb61 Posts: 248 Member
    I'm gonna see my Cheerios.

    S'cuse me while I kiss...
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ...this pie

    I've got a lovely bunch of...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ....Coco puffs, there they are all standing in my bowl!

    ...and don't it make my brown eyes ................
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    ...tear up like I'm dicing onions

    Hey Jude, don't make it bad...Take a sad song and...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ...pluck some feathers.

    There's a red house over yonder, that's where my ...
  • BUTIgirl212516
    BUTIgirl212516 Posts: 193 Member
    grandma bakes me cookies.

    I'm going out tonight, feelin alright, gonna ....
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    get my groove on.

    I can feel the animal inside. My.....
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... inner squirrel just Hey look! a nut!

    Why can't this be...
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    a winning lottery ticket!

    Take these ribbons from my...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    stash of craft supplies. I really have far too many.

    Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    really embarrased friend. That's why I keep doing the things I do.

    The Humpty Dance is the way....
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... most people can tell when I've been drinking.

    Can't get enough of your...
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    Pina Coladas...

    We got married in a fever, hotter than a....
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  • someone's true desire.

    I hear the birds singing now my alarm's....
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    tossed across the room.

    Why do birds suddenly appear every time...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    ain't Cajun.

    Baby Imma want you. Baby Imma need...
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    bus fare because I don't have a car.

    You've been hit by, you've been struck by a...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    a smoothie criminal

    One little, two little, three little...
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