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Mangle a Song Lyric
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Dressed like a girl. Boy, that was a surprise.
Opened up that box to find...0 -
My wife's head in a box. Seven deadly sins, indeed.
You would not believe your eyes....0 -
doing jazz hands.
If I could turn back...0 -
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Hurricane.
Total Eclipse of0 -
...Mitsubishi
On the first day of Christmas, my true love...0 -
...broke up with me, what a b!tch.
Hey where did we go, days when the rains came...0 -
... and flooded the basement.
Just a small town girl...0 -
UsedToBeHusky wrote: »... and flooded the basement.
Just a small town girl...
Married to Cousin Eddie.
"Just another brick in the "0 -
... window.
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy, she'll...0 -
...knock your teeth out.
At last, my love has...0 -
Picked up his dirty underwear
Together we will...0 -
....conquer the world.
Bus stop wet day she's there I say....0 -
... "suckah!! you shoulda bought a car!"
Coz if you're too school for cool...0 -
Eggs
Might as well0 -
face it, I'm not gettin' none tonight.
Mr. Sandman, give me...0 -
Shot of Tequila
Finished with my woman cuz she couldn't help me with my...0 -
...homework
SIttin' on the dock of the bay watchin'...0 -
immigration boarding rowboats
aint no sunshine ...0 -
any Pepto.
Baby got 'em open.....0 -
...so much for child proof locks.
Oh, this is how it starts, lightning strikes the heart...0 -
...launching rumors of spontaneous combustion.
Rev it up to....0 -
...let everyone in the cars around you know you're a d-bag.
Fly me to the moon, let me....0 -
... see whether there is actual evidence of the landing or whether it was just a giant conspiracy.
"I got chills..."0 -
they're dividing.
"Dirty deeds..."0 -
Dunder-cheese (an actual mishearing from a friend - blew her mind when I told her there were actual words)
Your body is a....0 -
Three ring circus
I get by with a little help from...0 -
..cheap gin.
I'll have a blue...0 -
...polka-dot peignoir set with matching slippers.
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey....0 -
eat Nutella straight from the jar and sob into your pillow.
I've got a pocket, got a pocket full of....0
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