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It probably just fell off the big track on the highway
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'R you on norepinephrine SHAZAM
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Very smooth, in a good way
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Beard starter kit model
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Hmmmm, is there enough evidence?
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I like to move it, move it
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I think you are doing just fine, GnothiSeauton23
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Sitting outside in my lanai, sipping hot tea and enjoying the weather
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My 'coregasms' usually come after the exercises, while stretching
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Hoping I'll recover from my sinus infestion soon and be able to go to the Pineapple Drop in downtown for New Year's eve
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Professional bed goer, no funny business
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Trust me, I am a professional
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Will you take your skates off before going to bed?
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The only strippers at mine are the old ladies in their 80s and up walking naked back and forth beetween the showers and lockers after their water aerobics. Like, 'Oops, forgot the shampoo', steps outta the shower and goes to her locker, midway back changes her mind, 'Oh no, not this shampoo, it makes me look too shaggy',…
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Finally (sighs with relief)
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Sitting awake with sinus ache and cough from 3 am, trying to entertain myself the best I can
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Unbelievable, the proper thing would be to sue for damages and cut any ties with your 'friend'. What is wrong with you?!
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Don't leave us here all alone
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Maybe I should've done that too to get my Merry Christmas from ya lol. Family in Westport, lived in NYC, and absolutely no holiday greetings from Cutaway_Collar
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Yellow corn arepa with yellow Amish sweet mustard
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Those were in my local news, baby birds are mine lol
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If you bake your veggies, they'll taste much better even without any oil
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@Cutaway_Collar No, but I lived a couple blocks away from the Columbus Circle (outside the Park)
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I am so jealous, no Merry Anything for m
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Not a Christmas gift, but..One of my exes tried to give me bread as a gift. Three kinds of packaged bread, e.g. Hawaiian rolls, etc. and enough to feed a village for a week. I don't eat much bread and never buy the pre-bagged ones from the bread isle at the supermarket because they all smell stale. I was on the strict diet…
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It's not exactly about the things the've received as gifts but how inconsiderate the gift givers are, might've just skipped giving anything at all
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Watching the Big Bang rerun
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My mailman is on the 'naughty' list, he's not getting anything unless he starts at least doing his job. Everyone else is safe and getting little extra for holidays
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Let me know if you come up with some fun ideas for your next occupation. I am very interested=very tired of dealing lacking common sense and feeling entitled to everything under the sun humans
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Nelly Furtado
