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They never made it to a date, TG, or I'd have to hide for the rest of my life, from both of them

Idk what posessed me, it could've been full moon. It was the first and the last time, I promise

It doesn't end well most of the time. Marriage or couple's therapy, maybe?

I tried to 'match' my single friend with someone I know. I thought it was a good idea at first, now I am convinced it wasn't. I feel horrible, and my friend prob won't talk to me ever again :s

You are an odd child, but I still want to adopt and feed you

How a person survives a 15-year marriage with someone who talks constantly, for hours

You bursted his bubble, how could ya

Sending 'Feel better' brownies your way

I needz that

You poor thing

Droopy boobs could be a liability issue like loose-fit clothing is a fire hazard. People will sue over boobs being stepped on or ripped off on a rollercoaster ride

What happened to Emma? Is she alive?

Electricity, water, no damage nor flooding to my home

In the night, I hear'em talk

Objecticuted, maybe

I thought more like Wales but I'm not sure. Camino Inca is in Mongolia, and that's right next to England, I am positive

I'd go visit pyramids as well while in London

E-book for travels, def. Regular otherwise

Oh, and a letter addressed to one of my ex-husbands. I divorced him about 10 years ago, moved at least 5 times - changed cities, our last names are different, plus he died a few years ago. It wasn't Halloween neither

Affordable cremation offers on a regular basis. Very tempting

And sores on the face too

Anyone from San Jose, what would you see if you were in town for only two nights?

The beast on the left looks soo devilish :D

I thought you were a Canadian, living in Canada, and selling Canadian chairs. Another dream is ruined

I liked it

Anyone on MFP knows that if it's past the expiration date, then calories don't count.

But...but...it has crunchy bacon on top http://media.giphy.com/media/NTY1kHmcLsCsg/giphy.gif

@Cutaway_Collar https://media.giphy.com/media/14wTbNneogwjba/giphy.gif

No one posted sushi wrapped in bacon pic yet?

A gallon of bird poop for @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks