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Scissors are nice :3

Wait, I sensed "eat" somewhere, so I had to come see if it was THIS thread. What's being eaten? I want details o.o

-noms on popcorn- uh huh, go on. Just ignore me :3

Was on the "eat glue" diet. DAMN IT JO! LOL. You ninja'd me, here's yours: I didn't pass the final "lover's exam: Re-visioned v2.567" - I was only one point off!!! -cryyy-

One word? Won't fit.. Ok, here goes, one word: YoureTooPrettyForThatUnderTheEyeMakeUpStuffItHidesYourPrettyEyes I WIN !!! ONE WORD!!!!!111!1one1!!1one

Intense o.o I think I'll just forfeit this match, you can has that $100 prize o.o -nodnod- lol

Tempt them with a family size bag of twix, see how well they maintain.

Was 60 still living at home. EDIT: That was NOT to you, MJFSH. So, since you ninja'd me, yours is: I kept breaking her mirrors.

1 inch doesn't satisfy anyone.

Nope. I don't really message all that much anymore.

Tangled my monosyllable wabbit tongue with extremely hard to follow sentences.

If they stop looking at me like I'm today's meal, sure. This wabbit no wanna be boiled in da der pot, ya see?

What game? there's always a trick. Do tell :3

Why this stupid "Smart TV" keeps flippin auto dimming itself!!! CURSE YOU TECHNOLOGY!!! ok... Time to hunt through the darned settings. That's annoying.. Probably power saver bee ess.

If only... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9ZEjSdQyI

Kept yelling "HOCUS POCUS" at me, while eyeballing the fur rug on the ground. I'm not making a rug out of myself, what's wrong witcha?? -hangry-

At least it gets them out of the house and walking, whereas without it, they'd be on the couch stuffing their bellies even more.

Kept looking at me funny

mmmm... none atm.

If I tickle her ;o

Here, carry my fat sack, I'll carry the muscle.

Chase

I shiver funny. Feels like my left side gets colder xD

Here's the best thing to do about it: GET ANGRY. Don't cry. DO NOT CRY. Scream if that's what you want to do, but do not cry. I kept my cool, even talked on the phone to the person he'd been doing all his cheating with. He told her he was single and that he worked 16 hrs a day to support himself LOL. And the other few hrs?…

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Freezing, quite honestly. HALP!!!

Did just now, to see who's creeping on jo ;o -guilty-

On my mind... Are a million fireants devouring his face off :3 Yum for the antsies! :D

Used to live there, Burbank. Las Vegas, now. Yay......

Lol, same thing with my PSYCHOTICCCCC ex. When I found out, he didn't want to talk about it and was all "embarrassed" because his coworkers could hear me yelling at him on the phone, he kept calling me crazy at home though lol. OH WELL TOUGH SHIZ, shouldn't have done what you did, you disgusting animal. Anyway, yeah,…