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I'll be over here adding spices to my rock and sticks soup..

Send em Calista Flockhart n00ds. She's scarier nao.

I've left myself wondering why is it that a lot of people automatically assume that just because someone is depressed, that it means "oh noes, theys gon kill themselffss" time for some friends. Like srsly? Where's the shoulder, instead? Nu. Gtfo lol.

I haven't binged on anything o.o lol I'm just doing my days, like any other days, just doing. Work, live, work, live. Yup. The society's way to keep the general public working the most out of their day life. And nah, I won't be binging on Xmas, howeverrrr... May stock up on ham to last me for at least 6 months :P

What's on MY mind? Okay.. Why do some people that are way younger than me look 20 years older o.o Why does skin age so badly so soon for others.. WHYYY does she keep raising her eyebrows thus giving herself thick craters on her forehead.. Things like that. Have to have a sit down with my friend, she looks totes dif from 1…

I did, now. He seems familiar, but everyone has changed their names so I no longer know who's who. Got a feeling he's got his original name, though.. Never spoke to each other, I believe.

Do you think it's gross that animals clean their own behinds with their mouths? Like srsly, your threads.. Avoid the "Create" button D: plz.

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happii

I am quite honestly thinking about it.

I have already designed what I'd want to get tattooed, but I have to compile the pieces into a full work of art until I begin the search for the one person I will trust enough to put my own art on my body, and make it look exactly the way I'd dreamed it. Otherwise, I may go to my grave a blank slate.

A grab bag.

They didn't appreciate the overly-frozen meals I'd make daily by stuffing them into the freezer.

How cold my fingertips are... le sigh.

I forgot to bring my noodles.

I was gonna say "datass" but that's just so cliche. That "all" is epic.

LOLLno

Trapped in the cookiejar in Michael Jackson's basement.. Unsure who owns the estate anymore.

Thinks a shoe box is a closet.

I typed a very long paragraph, but then I just ctrl+a and deleted it. Ima just lurk. Yup.

Edit: SHE NINJAD ME!@! And noes :P

Last thing on my mind is food...

I'll creep in honor of MB_Positif

Duct tape condoms to random commonly used door handles to see how people react to them. Funny shz.

Aww, I'm so sorry to hear about your little Misty. She looks like she loved you very very much ♥ Looks so spoiled!

Send them a picture of a dinosaur cousin of mine (I'm part T-rex, hence the short arms and big ol dome) and probs accept.

Gimme a puppy to take pics of, then! I don't have one, so I'll lurk ♥

Kept sending me NSFW leg pictures and my boss caught me ;o