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I've never owned an iPod or MP3 player.
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Thank you ❤
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My dentist did a fantastic job numbing my mouth. I can't feel the left side of my face or my eyeball.
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I showed up.
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I become Niagara Falls when I see a message notification.
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When they brag about their one eyed snake being above average.
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From every angle.
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I hope my day goes as quickly as your nudes get spread around.
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*kitten*, eat my feelings, and shop.
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Why do I get the urge to pee as soon as I get comfortable on the couch?
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If I get to see @SabotageinStilettos for her birthday I want to make her these.
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What rules your mind rules your life.
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Freckled nips
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Did Emma get her law degree?
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Running out of wide load stickers.
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That butt is so big because it's full of secrets.
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I've discovered bigger and better things.
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If you have any questions or need advice, I would be glad to help.
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You're reading The Princess Dairies?
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I'm getting really tired of you asking me to do things for you.
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Dear A, ...
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Clean the kitchen, pack my gym bag, shave my legs, do yoga, eat ice cream, and then a date with my favorite pillow and Mr.Bed.
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He's a lovely human being. Maybe you should try to get to know him sometime.
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The answer is me.
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