LittleHearseDriver Member

All this *kitten* ing is killing my boner.

Here we go again...

I need to make a few phone calls before I can answer that. I can confirm that I am living proof that the pull out method is NOT an effective form of birth control.

That's the sweetest thing I've been called all day!

Wilson Bethel

My day starts when yours ends

How?

My Cousin Vinny

Pfft Pfft, I wish.

-I need to finish cleaning. -I want to bake sugar cookies.

You made my day! I've been wanting to post that forever :)

Once a cat lady, always a cat lady.

Peeling the dead skin off my lips

Probably, but until they grow thumbs they're stuck with me. Mwahahaha I call it Cat Lady Syndrome.

My couch gets more tail than I do.

Add a banana, yogurt, and milk then you'll have a smoothie.

I talk to my cats way more than I should.

I know the feeling. The holidays are the most stressful time of year. Both sides of my family have dinner at 12 :00 and their an hour away from each other. I always get a guilt trip when I have to go and I always disappoint someone.

Dear sweetness, Please pass the salt. Sincerely, Ms.Confused Taste Buds

In a kiddie pool full of Jello?

I'm waiting for my sheets to finish drying. I can't wait to drool on then in about 30 minutes.

Go back to fun and games Butch

Dear Crush,

Are they looking at your chest when they say this?

Yes ma'am. I love you :kissing_heart:

A mortician with a love for life. Someone who believes we were born to do more than just pay bills and die.

My scale does

Thank you <3 :kissing_heart:

Trying to get my marbles rolling