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Lay down and I'll take it from there ;)
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Bazinga
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Bring on the sweatpants! I have a pair of reindeer leggings that'll give you a run for your money. Deviled eggs sound delicious! Come on over homeslice. Bring pizza :p Only if you wear elf ears
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Have your eyes gotten that bad sweetness?
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I'm throwing an ugly Christmas sweater party in a couple of weeks because I'm lonely.
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That explains why my relationship fizzled out. Note to self: acquire nip bling.
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I'm crossing my fingers for a pony
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Let It Go! I can smell your yeast infected *kitten* from here.
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Before I go on trips, I leave information with my boss to give to my family in case I die.
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Potato bread, pepper jack cheese, roast beef, and spicy brown mustard.
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There were several chip and Hersheys kisses fatalities today :#
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Step on the scale
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Mistletoe the camel toe
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I ate aimlessly all day
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Broken promises
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Meme skills
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Killing time while my phone charges
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Yay to butt equality!
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Thanks for putting up with me.
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This is gold ❤ https://youtu.be/KSJctJmxge4
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I don't want you to give up on me.
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I don't want to fold laundry when I get home.
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What would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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I'm wearing two pairs of pants, skinny jeans and my black suit pants. I've been freezing all day.
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Cold
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Hot Chocolate
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I'm reading Lord of the Rings for the first time. I'm a little behind.
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I want pizza :p
