LittleHearseDriver Member

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Not having to plan dinner around picky eaters. At Christmas I don't have to buy the latest expensive toy.

I started a retirement account today. I doubt I'll ever retire, but it's nice to know I'll have a chunk of change somewhere.

People pick the dumbest music for funerals.

Same here. I thought if I fell in love and got married everything would be happily ever after. Life happens, things change, but at least I'm figuring things out now instead of later on down the road.

Do you know what porn is?

I'm on a budget dude

Trying to finish eating my dinner. It sucks.

:( You've not interested? I don't mean to brag, but I can put on ya like a pop tart. Ohh pick me, pick me! I like my gravy thick and pepper-y. The Beast and I are still dating. He wasn't my trainer.

So when is our big date? I'm not set on Chinese.I'm up for anything....Little Caesars, Waffle House, Mickey D's

If he finds me a cream cheese wonton, his night is gonna end with an O face.

My ideal first date would be dumpster diving out behind the Chinese restaurant.

Walking Dead socks ❤

Budgeting and Dave Ramsey shenanigans

I hopped out of bed and brushed them like crazy.

I dreamed that my front 4 teeth fell out.

People who scream when they sneeze.

https://youtu.be/aHl0tlUYDBI

This is my perfect day!

I'm not sure if you mean that I'm one of the favorites or if you were talking about the orginal topic in general.I honestly don't know what to say. I know you get upset when people don't respond back, but please know that 90% of the time my silence is out of lack of words, not rudeness. I don't like talking for the sake of…

It started posting in the selfie thread about 2 months after I became active on the forums. I would look at everyone's selfies, but I felt very self conscious about posting my own. When I did, I was surprised by the outpouring of compliments. Sure, not all of them were genuine, but the combination of that and losing weight…

Exactly! Can you imagine if how insane we would be if we let every single death affect us so deeply? I have a wall built up in my mind that keeps me from getting emotional. I'm tough as nails when I'm in work mode, outside of work I'm a big baby.

A girl can dream. It's because I look sweet and innocent. I can get away with a lot.

Dinner: chicken, corn, and tomatoes

Hedge clippers and apple cider vinegar

How do I win over someone who hates me for making sweet love to a cheeseburger with my mouth? *asking for a friend*

We can FaceTime while watching each other eat unhealthy amounts of food.

This is much better than the original!

I should have continued reading before I squirted lotion on my face :/

Enchilada sauce too!