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Put that in my mouth!!!!
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I had a wife ask me if I could cut out her husbands heart and give it to her. Last year, I had two families accidentally bring me nudes.
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Thanks :)
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Sleepy, but content.
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I want to see the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, and all 50 states. Pay off my house. Go on a cruise. Fall in love. Make a few babies. Grow old and ugly with someone.
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Watching a freaky movie about a guy with 24 personalities who kidnaps 3 girls. I really need to get my carry permit and take a self defense class.
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She's back again?
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To cuddle with a freshly showered man.
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That's where I found the guy who wouldn't stop staring at me while I ate.
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Good call. They don't refer to it as the danger zone for nothing.
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Eating sushi
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Will you give me a hand and pick it out for me?
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Same here. If I can taste the alcohol, I don't care for it. I get something really fruity, but after two drink I usually get heartburn so bad that I'm miserable.
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I confess I hate hot sauce.
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May you find friends as awesome as mine.
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May your bitterness go away.
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May you always be willing to butter my roll.
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Thanks, I'm not in the mood anymore :(
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May I never piss any of you off :D
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May you find the happiness you're so desperately searching for.
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Reading chick lit.
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Ah man, vanilla Coke is delicious. If I decide to splurge thats what I get.
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May your sex life be as crappy as your personality.
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Yes ma'am. They can always dig someone back up, but cremation destroys 100% of DNA.
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My inner voice likes to over analyze everything.
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Men named Bubba
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Pullout method
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I call dibs on the body. Burial or cremation?
