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Your hair looks soft tbh
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Yes.
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@Krizzo87 Yes.
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Yaaaass! I went to the All Souls Procession:-) It was amazing. @jenmar22 - You have beautiful eyes.
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Clearly not into memes.. Check. @jemlouise93 - Thanks girl! ;-)
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Couldn't focus on your pic because I somehow read "doge" in your username and got excited.
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Because you're so good looking, you could be the "after" in a number of infomercials.
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I wanna get lost in your eyes, Jo :love:
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I wanna shave off his eyebrows. The entirety of his eyebrows.
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I'm ready
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Those directly affect you, like I said. All the other things (grunting, taking selfies, standing around chatting instead of actually working out, wearing "too much" makeup or bro tanks) have zero affect on you or are easily solvable with a pair of headphones. Maybe we should be asking ourselves why others living their…
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Hey. I wanna cover you in skim milk and Milk Duds to the point that you look like a wet dalmatian. From there I'll take you and a video camera to the zoo and let the polar bears have their gentle way with you, but the Milk Duds will surely make them ill. While they're distracted you'll high tail it out of there and we sell…
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I have a thousand dead roses that I tried planting in mid June, then the first storm of the season came early and the buffalo didn't make it. The fur was my only source of warmth during the frigid winter. Then, your picture emerged from the darkness like an ISIS bomber on a cold Iraqi night and I knew my mom would love you.
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I kiss car windows all the time tbh
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@zachbonner_ ;-) Okay MFP matchmakers. My body is ready. Let's do this.
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I'm not old enough to drink! I'm.. *gasp* SCANDALIZED, Jo!
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I wanna cover him in moss, stick him in the trash, and pretend he's Oscar the Grouch
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Unless you're directly affecting me or another gym goer, I give literally zero fux what you're doing at the gym. Why does it matter?
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Enjoys setting fire to orphanages, probably
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I wanna paint her entire body green and spank her like a disobedient avocado tbh
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Get over here you sexy thing :kissing_heart:
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Smack dab in the middle of the forehead
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I like to break rules so.. Hnnnnnnngh
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Below the belt;-)
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Oh yes *that was meant for the cute blonde above you but yeah sure I'll kiss you too. Right on the boob.
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