Figmantra

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give…

I am Jack's raging bile duct