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chases the women, but not for a kiss, its for illegal organ harvesting.

wow... that's an awesome idea (just kidding!)

the special ruffled panties that dancers wear

i'll help you (find it)

kitty lives matter

that's where her butler sleeps each night

sings baritone in the shower

he actually is a ballet dancer for the royal Russian ballet

that was her name, why don't these taste more like her? I remember the cries as she screamed and all the blood in the shower. ...cornflower... a music box, though is squeaks terribly he still winds it every night to remember her...

(ugh, again, why does this keep happening? I didn't even kill that guy, his insides just spilt out. I sware it wasn't me, the voice in my head...) shirts which he swore he would never wear again, its just to painful remembering that prank when his shirt was super glued to his chest hair.

rot

we gotta try

buys all his sofa at lazy boy

that is hard

is polydactyl

my friend Paxton they live on the other side of earth would you ever stand up to an abusive family member?

regurgitate

aakaakaak is the sound of his walk in freezer where he keeps the bodies

looks like trouble

in a closet? no, that is a portal to another realm where the diet god lives, everyday a person must be sacrificed on the stone and their body placed on a scale to be weighed against the weight of a single white gemstone, if they are heavier they are burnt as incense to this god, but, if they are lighter they can serve the…

you and I are the same, I have atelophobia the fear of failing at anything. when I first started school I would cry and refuse to eat because I didn't get the magical 100% even if I had gotten a 95%

I used to be anorexic and still have some of the tendencies, cutting back portions was always easy for me, I still break up my meals the same as I used to usually only bigger. you might try making a certain weight of food a goal, or counting how many of something you eat. having something low calorie you can munch through…

is the female oni that has a mouth in the back of her head, she must feed it constantly or it will scream, she has started to resort to eating alive humans.

despite her attractive appearance is actually a long nose tengu, she just has used the fan to make her nose small for now, on wash days she stretches it out to dry clothing in the sun.

somewhere in the middle like friendly? )) forward

a bootleg version of Donald Duck in Nutzi land

potatoes have more vitamins and minerals than most foods in the same category, along with sweet potato/yam you could do very well fiber, minerals, vitamins, I have lived for months on nothing but potatoes before,

Friendly

a tardis

sadly no, I'd love to go somewhere sometime though. have you ever had to do your own stiches? (its not so fun huh?)