undergloom Member

This looks a lot like my high school yearbook picture. High five, fellow sad sack!

There's no reason To feel all the hard times To lay down the hard lines It's absolutely true

curse

The cherry in this scene from Twin Peaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rFWZCEYxyU

Haha, I can just imagine something like General Mills running MFP. "Your carbohydrate intake is under 80%. Some doctors believe this will cause your flesh to slough off, leading to an agonizing death. Eat some Cheerios immediately; they're basically heart medicine."

::gets tfo::

Entombed

She weighs 5 more pounds than I do and I'm a 6'0" tall guy. She looks way better in a bikini than do. Uh I mean, than I would.

Naive

Profile pic was taken moments after pushing the photographer off of that balcony

I'm a perfect gentleman, but I would wreck that

Corporations are people, so I'm going to marry Exxon Mobil.

Of course a tree falling in a forest with no one around makes a sound. At sea level, sound waves travel through air at 340.29 m/sec, and any nearby objects will reflect and/or absorb them. A small amount of heat will also be generated. I can't meditate to this.

Aphex Twin

Same age (but a guy), and yeah, I don't want kids, nor do I want my friends' kids anywhere near my house messing with all my fancy and breakable stuff. Every now and again the thought of my mortality creeps into my dumb head and for selfish reasons I decide that I ought to leave some sort of legacy in life, and that…

As the pain sweeps through Makes no sense for you Every thrill is gone Wasn't too much fun at all But I'll be there for you-ou-ou As the world falls down Falling Falling down Falling in love

Only came outside to watch the night fall with the rain I heard you making patterns rhyme Like some new romantic looking for the tv sound You'll see I'm right some other time

Along those lines: people who pull their carts alongside them instead of pushing them like a normal human. Thank you for taking up twice as much space and moving at 1/2 the speed of everyone else, you special snowflake.

Pic #17 owns

https://www.fitbit.com/user/369CP2 111,576 steps in the last seven days, boss. I've earned the extra BS time: Xandria

Old Man's Child

A month into 2015 and I'm still screwing up paperwork by signing it with "2014". I'm guessing by mid-March I'll have this under control.

I'm married to myself, but we've been going through a rough patch. The divorce is going to be brutal and messy.

The Heart Collector - Nevermore

With Teeth - Nine Inch Nails

Guess what day it is? Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Guess what day it is?

Nile

Staring contest

Carcass

Anathema