undergloom Member

Indeed, among my most poorly-kept secrets

Traveled here from the year 3142, can't get back

Yes, doctor said it'd be permanent, but I proved that quack wrong. HYE required medical attention after being bitten?

Hike or ______? Answer's always hike.

"Coffee"

Lost Highway

I call BS.

I am very skeptical of this. Anyone have change for a buck?

Re-reading my post, yeah, that can come across as seeming like I said "if you like butts you're just following a popular trend". This is not my opinion. Analogy: I've always worn skinny neckties; they were "in" in the 90s, and I guess they're "in" again now. I'll still wear them when they're "lame" again. Many guys won't;…

You can bounce a quarter off a "booty"; toss one at a plain old fat a** and you just lost 25 cents. :D

Oh yeah, I mean everyone has their own personal tastes; I'm not begrudging that. It's just weird when suddenly it seems like everybody has the same tastes.

It's all derived from trends and fashions. There's a lot of popular songs about butts right now, so I guess butts are the thing. Weird how popular culture works: "It has been decreed that butts are now popular. Go forth and obsess about butts", said some crusty old guy in a big fancy office someplace in Hollywood. And…

I am working on a Saturday morning. I would rather be drinking on a Saturday morning.

Of the 935 movies I've seen, or at least remember seeing, these are the films to which I've given the lowest scores according to my Criticker account:* 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) * Coneheads (1993) * Hercules in New York (1970) * Howard the Duck (1986) * No Holds Barred (1989) * Son in Law (1993) * Vampire in Brooklyn…

My Dying Bride

Zimmer's Hole

^^^nice about to start Megadeth - Rust in Peace (my go-to workout album)

Five Finger Crawl - Danzig

I got to "Personality: N/A" and I was like, wow, it's like you've known me my whole life

That thread was haunted

Brave New World - Iron Maiden

Marduk

shall tremble in fear at their enormity

Tales of Brave Ulysses - Cream

Novembers Doom

The Lemon Queen did not stir; gazing into her mirror, she sighed. "Nought's had, all's spent, where our desire is got without content; 'Tis safer to be that which we destroy than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy", to which the hot chocolate replied,

The Lemon King, in an exasperated huff

who were awaken from a slumber of aeons, only to realize

YOB