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My wifes grandmother used to say the secret to her life was having a glass of red wine a day. I'm not exaggerating that the glass was literally a 7-11 Super Gulp cup....hahaha it was funny. I'm amazed that there has ever been a person in recorded history who accurately tracked their alcohol consumption.

Keto.

Do you have Metabolic Syndrome? I'm almost at 300 lbs and I don't have it, yet. I'm sure its around the corner, but I don't have it. All of the women in this study had it, and it is a cluster of conditions — increased blood pressure, a high blood sugar level, excess body fat around the waist and abnormal cholesterol levels…

No kidding, like Lasagna without the noodles. Damn.

Damn, I knew he was in the news for something. Congress? Oh boy.

Didn't he recently get into some big trouble? OP, there's probably some better options out there. Actually if you read around here there are better options right here. Good luck!

I lost 35 lbs doing it back in 2005. I've gained back 95lbs in the intervening 10 years. Recidivism seems to be high with keto diets, from what I've seen/read. Read through these forums first before you start something like this. There is so much information, experience, and my favorite science that to let it go to waste…

So...you're saying that there are others things to do besides running? This board is kind of vague with its recommendations. It's hard to follow along with 20 people saying the same thing over and over and over. Hopefully the OP gets it.

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My bad. That makes more sense since 150oz's sounds much better. I'm far off from that for the last 5 days or so that I've been really trying to drink water instead of soda. I'm probably at about 100-120oz so I guess there's room for improvement. Why would we need this much matter anyway?

I think your calculations may be off? According to that I'd need to drink 150lbs of water a day?

Wow, I'd trade you my soda and fried foods for your chocolate anytime.

Sorry for the hijack but that seems high for BF% to see abs? What is the ballpark number for men? And again sorry for asking but why might it be less than healthy to have abs all year round? 5'8" and 137 seems pretty thin...wow.

Thanks, I figured as much.

"Soylent Green is People!". People are meat, so...looks like we'll be good after all, yippee!

Hopefully your makeup does not contain the usual snail secretions, bird poop, foreskin, sheep grease, shark liver oil, etc.

I've found in my experience of 14 years of raising kids and having lived in SoCal, Washington State, Oregon, Mississippi and Maryland that the VAST majority of parents of children are complete and utter fucktards. Not good at parenting really at all. Just having a kid does not make you smart about raising kids. Actually…

Never thought about "quitting" sugar? Does it help lose weight? and most importantly for my fat *kitten*...is it sustainable?

The media driven overblown "scare"? Yep. Lived in Washington State during that time (we were ground Zero in 2003) and I also remember all the people that died from it. No I don't, cause it was 0. I like steak.

I'm enjoying some Jolly Rancher Cinnamon candies. Pretty small calorie wise, and since its a hard candy it can satisfy more than eating chocolate for me.

No *kitten*. Best cure for getting "unstuck" from your MRE's is Pizza and Beer.

Cockrings do not count as protection dude. ;)

No, no its not your bad. Anyone with a reading comprehension level above 5th grade understood what you meant. It was funny. OP is disgusting for insinuating that you were talking about rape. What a dick move. http://www.seattlepi.com/national/article/Complex-thinking-required-to-understand-sarcasm-1174111.php

I missed this one in the Marine Corps. What is the "military" diet.

That was kind of my point. The thread is about what you find sexy and you posted a long list of things that a man can do (for you), how he should feel (about you), what he should think about (you!), and how often he should be doing it. Most people are having fun writing things like "boobs" or "strong arms" or tattoos.…

And she probably burned twice that amount telling you "No!" and running away from your fumbled advances.

That's quite a list of things someone can do for you. What do YOU do to show your love? Complete his list?

As long as you're not starfishing then I can see where the extra calories *might* be a concern but again it would be negligible. Like I already alluded to, take it off.

Got it. I assume that the long answer contains proper sentence structure then? ;)