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"Am I Being Too Unrealistic ?" *Rolls eyes, sees brain* To answer your question, yes.

@CircumcisedCokeCan Hey, baybaaay, come on over. I'll put my sexaaay pants on.

I keep my toots to myself. I would prefer if the rest of the world did as well. You know what I don't get, couples that dump in front of each other. Ugh. Gaaaahd, go awaaaaaaaaaaaay! It's not ok.

I'm not convinced you have superior cooking skills.

Clean the kitchen and get to suckin. I'm a simple lady, I like a clean house and a lady bj. My hubby did the laundry on Friday before I even got home from work. That was totally hawt.

^This. ^This. You can stop reading now. They got you covered.

02/20 - Day 8 (I just noticed that the Stronglifts app repeated one of my days on the "history" tab, so last time I posted my days it was incorrect. Odd glitch.) SL5X5 - B Squat: 5x5 80lb OHP: 2x5 50lb 3x3 50lb (I kept failing after the 3rd rep. Maybe I'll get it next time.) DL: 1x5 120lb 02/22 - Day 9 SL5x5 - A Squat: 5x5…

SL5x5 - A; Day 8 Squat: 5x5 @ 75lb BP: 5x5 @ 60lb Row: 5x5 @ 80lb I am surprised by my progress with bench press. It's nothing impressive, but for me it's pretty great. :)

2/16/16 SL5X5 - B Squat: 5x5 @ 70lb OHP: 5x5 @ 45lb DL: 1x5 @ 115lb I slept weird on my wrist. I woke up and my hand was bent back under my head (I sleep on my arms). So, my wrist was bugging me a bit. I attempted upping OHP to 50lb. I got 2 reps in and that's all she wrote. lol

Sunday 2/14 SL5X5 - A Squat: 5x5 @ 65lb Bench: 5x5 @ 55lb Row: 5x5 @ 75lb

SL5X5 Workout B: Squats: 5x5 60lb OHP: 5x5 45lb (FINALLY! When I first started SL5X5 a few months ago, before I took a break and restarted, OHP was the WORST. 35lb bar was a struggle and I would fail with 40lbs. Today is the first time I completed full 5x5 sets with 45lb and I am proud of myself.) DL: 1x5 105lb :)

The joint account thing always makes holidays and birthdays not so secret. Our birthdays are close to Christmas (mine before and his after), so we just give each other a list. When I buy something off the list I use Amazon; he doesn't use my Amazon prime account and doesn't know what it will be. As far as Vday, we don't…

Excellent job, OP! My husband and I had positive experiences lifting together at the gym. I had my program, he had his. We did our own thing, had earbuds in, didn't talk, so it was like we kinda worked out alone, but we would be there for a spot and/or give high fives. We would usually end our sessions doing something…

Day 3 SL5x5 - Workout A: Squat 5x5 55lbs Bench 5x5 50lbs Row 5x5 70lbs I'm starting to get a cold, I wasn't at my best this morning, but I still managed to make good progress.

If you're not very hungry during the day, but still eating light meals you should be able to work in that late night hunger into your calorie goals. If you've tried eating enough during the day to keep you full at night and it's still not working then fit in your late night eating into your calorie goal. It doesn't matter…

As others said Stronglifts 5x5 is a great starting point. Here's the mfp group, there's a lot of great info, vids, etc. http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/group/4601-stronglifts-5x5-for-women

5'2.5"-ish 142lbs Size 7-8 pants, Medium tops (short/petite sizes) My heaviest was pushing 180lbs and a very tight size 12.

I don't know where the kitchen is. I'm lost.

I need your stock photo so I can catfish too!

It may be cheap, it may be weird, and it may not even really be chicken, but Burger King's original chicken sandwich is delicious. If I go to the BK Lounge that's the only thing I will order.

I don't know where I am. I don't know who I am any more...

For the record, I was calling BB-8 cute. He's fricken adorable. ^_^

Thanks, brochacho! Ok, I'm ready!