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Today I was worshipping Sluggisiticus, the goddess of not wanting to log your food diary and her sister Slothetheus, the goddess of laziness. I need the great god of energy and spirit Motivus Prime to ride down on his red bull (it's got wings) and slay them with his sword of inspiration.
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Grunt.
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Good riddens Tyrese. Sappy and silly start.
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It's almost heeeere! Geeked out for a second there. Sorry. Please resume what you were doing.
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I used to have a harder time food shopping until I changed how I thought about it. Instead of rushing into the store to get what I need and get out I made more time to browse the aisles. I found that shopping with my kids to be a very bad idea (on so many levels). And instead of focusing on all of the things I shouldn't…
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Whatthephukicus: the god responsible for waking up next to an empty bag of potato chips and wondering if you had a good time last night.
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Tool
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Validistophus: the god of those who need validation by making over the top negative statements seeking compliments. He oversees people who need to hear its okay that they "only" lost 4 lbs this past week, feel fat at 104 lbs, or are disheartened because their bench press is stuck at 350 lbs.
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Spearhead
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This is without a doubt the best thread on here.
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Spousesavoidus: goddess that protects married MFPers from their spouses seeing their sexually-charged comments to the opposite sex. She is constantly at war with Sleepsoncouchus and Aminotpretticus, her two jealous step-sisters.
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Gluteasweatica: the goddess of visible butt sweat in public places
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Nairicitus: god of body shaving and hair removal
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People who don't say thank you when you hold a door open for them.
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You can use a condom twice if you turn it inside out.
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I love simple carbs. Glorious, wonderful, and delicious simple carbs... Breads, cereal, crackers, you name it. I could eat them all day long.
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Usher at a Satanic Church
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Waaaiiittt a minute... A potential day off right after the Super Bowl?!?! Sweet!
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Howyadoin? I'm from Central NJ.
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With the Super Bowl it will be very tempting. I owe myself a little luxury with the eating but I am not sure how I'm going to play it yet.
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ha ha! emilymean, how do you really feel about it?
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I never have but I may have to try it.
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I am definitely gonna check this out, thanks cb!
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I can't wait to introduce them to my kids too. I can go on and on about them all day and am glad to see other people who appreciate them as much as I do. Thanks for creating this... Reading these definitely make each day even better.
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I lost all of my books when my basement flooded but then bought the collection at a garage sale for 50 cents a book. Such a steal for the... Greatest. Comic. Ever.
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Sounds like we could easily start a peanut butter group, or maybe a NJ Chapter of Peanut Butter Anonymous. I'd be right there with each of you.
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Artistic
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Good luck belimawr and everyone else that has to work. For those of us staying home hopefully the boredom munchies and cabin fever don't kick it. (And of course I hope everyone stays safe)
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Hello all. Doing a challenge is a great idea. How do I find them? The little extra motivation can go a long way. And do you only use the app or a computer? Thanks.
