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I am right there with the other insomniacs and people who struggle to sleep. I tend to average 5 hours a night but 3-4 is not unusual for me. It definitely effects my weight loss and too often I feel the need for extra fuel to get through a day.

UrnAsh_ I want to be your friend. This thread inspires me from beginning to end.

When I was a kid I used to put peanut butter on my hot dog. If I tried that now I would most certainly gag. Recently I have developed a strong dislike for cucumbers and I have never understood how so many people like guacamole.

Tuna melts are an abomination. Warm fish, mayo, and cheese... so nasty. And fruit punch literally makes me sick.

(A long time ago) a friend if mine approached a girl at a loud bar and said "would you like to dance?" She made the most disgusted face and said no, to which he replied "I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants."

My elf would hang out with the barbies when we weren't looking. Now THAT was creepy.

OP- congrats on loosing the weight so quickly, you deserve a round of applause. On the hand, some posters are so insenstive! Have you ever thought about all of those other people that only have one arm?!?! I had a friend whose father's uncle's neighbor's kid lost his arm in a tragic farming incident. It happed on an…

Best: You do quite well for being on the spectrum. Worst: You still can't read social cues.

I love the office pranks. I auto-corrected the word "the" for "poop" on my wife's phone. Childish I know, but she had the hardest time describing it in a text and it was funny as hell.

I am quitting chew (again) tomorrow. I have my gum ready and will hopefully have it stick this time (I was so close last time but old habits die hard). As bad as it is, I am glad to know that I am not the only one.

I constantly confuse the top left arrow on this site with the bottom left one. Instead of going back a page I end up at the main menu. I am a slow learner.

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I can't even be near Biscoff Spread. That stuff is like crack and I may find myself soliciting my services to get some.

Congratulations and good luck. The weight will come off but more importantly you'll be adding healthier habits and peacefulness. If youn gain weight I wouldn't worry too much about that either, it is pretty common to overeat and comsume a lot of sweets at first.

You guys are making me seriously hungry. Not quite strap me to a chair and fry me hungry, but pretty damn close. (Oh and if anyone asks, I was chatting on MFP all night)

I'm putting my deposit down because I am striving to be a 6 one day.

I confess that I must look like a total kook at the gym. Lip syncing, tapping the equipment like a drum, occassionally smiling or laughing out loud, lifting light weights amongst the hulks, and not exactly dressed to impress. And you know what? I don't give a bleep.

If it makes you feel any better I am confused and impressed with it and think that it is pretty awesome. Finally... A good reason to run.

Nice. mine would either be my mother's pot roast or fried chicken and corn bread.

I used to use a small spray bottle with water and spritz the popcorn a few times. Just enough to hold the salt, but too much can make it soggy & nasty. Popcorn can be made in a regular brown bag in the microwave too if you don't have a popper.

Anything is better than a flat personality.

I confess that about once a week I take a selfie to change my profile pic... which is so foreign and new to me... but they always suck and I always delete them. I also confess that I feel like a total tool taking selfies.

Peanut butter being high calorie is one of the cruelest things ever. The day I learned that I could eat it straight from the jar (thanks Dee from What's Happening) was the best and worst day of my life.

I am seriously over this weather. Done. With. Winter. F U Puxatawny Phil, that groundhog in the Central Park Zoo, and the rest of you little f-ers.

I love this because I do it too. I have eaten a wide variety if things in there.

For some strange reason I am a little disappointed.

Well you certainly get an A for effort and execution... Buy I DO have to ask why. scorned lover? Caught at the wrong place at the wrong time? Or just thought to yourself... "This looks like a fun place to drop the kids off"

Pooped in the refrigerator? How does one physically do that? I can't quite wrap my brain around it.

If there was an eating contest for animal crackers I would win hands down and Joey Chestnut would bow his head in shame. Those things are like crack to me.

Notslickatallseus: the god that tricks men at the gym into thinking that woman don't notice when they are checking them out. He is related to the twin goddesses Eyerollia and Quitgawkingila, who over see said women. Whatadopeheis usually hangs around with Notslickatallseus and provides entertainment for everyone else at…