Worst Pick Up Lines..
justinegibbons
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what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?
Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
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"You look like you need a bra. I mean, can my hands lend you some support??"0
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hahaha oh god
I have never had any used on me, the one and only time I used one went like this
Do you know what 5+5 is?? you should cause your a 10
it didnt work lol0 -
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Fancy seeing you here Mr Death0
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The arms and the mouth gave it away.... nice try0
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Pretty much..and I'm smart0
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Don't I know you from somewhere0
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Is that your car? It wasn't and I almost did....damn conscience of mine.0
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"I got a lump in my pants"
The worst ever and I have never forgotten lol0 -
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Them: "Hi"
Me: "Hello"
Them: "So can I have your number?"
This, always. From random men who come up to me on the street. You'd think there'd be more of a conversation in between, but nope, never.0 -
So, can I have your number ?0
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Nice shoes. Wanna *kitten*?0
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Have you got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?
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I bent over to pick something up and got "hey since-u-is". I say, "since I is what?!?" "He replies, "since-u-is down there" *wink*0
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not that I've used it, but, checking the tag on a lady's sweater or top and saying: "Excuse me, I just wanted to see if this was made in heaven". Ugh....0
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....and, you're welcome, to one of the dudes on this thread who will use this someday....0
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I've seen you before. Bc I can't forget those boobs
I was speechless.0 -
Tinder lines too strong. Saving this puppy for my birthday this month. I'm trying to get slapped around by a fiesty one. "I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avacado" or if that fails go with the Johnny bravo "Hey foxy mama, you smell kinda pretty. wanna smell smell me? Heh-hah-hurr *flex like a mad man*
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?"0 -
(A long time ago) a friend if mine approached a girl at a loud bar and said "would you like to dance?" She made the most disgusted face and said no, to which he replied "I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants."0
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Not even kidding, I just received a message from a MFP member saying, "Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."0
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Are those space pants? Because your *kitten* is out of this world.0
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?0
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How much will a 20 get me?0
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congratulations...you've just lowered your standards0
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justinegibbons wrote: »what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?
Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
That didn't work? Back to the drawing board.
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