Worst Pick Up Lines..

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justinegibbons
justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    "You look like you need a bra. I mean, can my hands lend you some support??"
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    hahaha oh god

    I have never had any used on me, the one and only time I used one went like this
    Do you know what 5+5 is?? you should cause your a 10

    it didnt work lol
  • carolinagirl543
    carolinagirl543 Posts: 1,959 Member
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    Fancy seeing you here Mr Death ;)
  • carolinagirl543
    carolinagirl543 Posts: 1,959 Member
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    The arms and the mouth gave it away.... nice try
  • carolinagirl543
    carolinagirl543 Posts: 1,959 Member
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    Pretty much..and I'm smart
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    Don't I know you from somewhere
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    Is that your car? It wasn't and I almost did....damn conscience of mine.
  • nesian_twin
    nesian_twin Posts: 198
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    "I got a lump in my pants"

    The worst ever and I have never forgotten lol
  • ashleycde
    ashleycde Posts: 622 Member
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    Them: "Hi"

    Me: "Hello"

    Them: "So can I have your number?"

    This, always. From random men who come up to me on the street. You'd think there'd be more of a conversation in between, but nope, never.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    So, can I have your number ?
  • charlesbuckler
    charlesbuckler Posts: 54
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    Nice shoes. Wanna *kitten*?
  • chloeelizabethm
    chloeelizabethm Posts: 184 Member
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    Have you got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?

  • LiquidSparkle86
    LiquidSparkle86 Posts: 736 Member
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    I bent over to pick something up and got "hey since-u-is". I say, "since I is what?!?" "He replies, "since-u-is down there" *wink*
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,174 Member
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    not that I've used it, but, checking the tag on a lady's sweater or top and saying: "Excuse me, I just wanted to see if this was made in heaven". Ugh....

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