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I have long toes.
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My hairs getting too long and keeps getting stuck in my armpits.
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Lizards. Just spotted a huge juicy one with no tail. What happened to this lizard?
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Don’t mess with an inmates cake.
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I’ve gotten stuck inside clothes inside dressing rooms a fewish times. I panic fast and am relieved when I free myself.
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Sipping coffee by a fireplace in a condo in Tennessee. Life is pretty good right now.
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Chocolate covered sin, a beautiful bracelet, some stuffed animals, and some new shoes I’m scared to get dirty. My valentine is a good gift giver.
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8 hours in the car for what should have been a 5 hour drive.
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I just stuffed my hole at Paul’s Deens and now I’m laying down unable to function.
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TIL the Von Trapp dad died in Vermont.
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TIL George Pullman pissed a lot of people off before he died so he was buried under concrete and steel.
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American Assassin
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Tennessee.
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I’m wearing cowgirl boots today but have never roped or wrangled. I’m an imposter.
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Cold pizza taste better than hot.
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TIL about the man who wrote two arms and a head. It made me sad
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I just ate three Klondike bars.
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I wish I could hire that lady. My daughter dropped her skateboard down a drain exactly like that this morning. She wants to use two sticks to chop stick it out. Sigh.
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I may have to go in the sewer drain today.
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That it’s ok if you don’t learn the electric slide. It won’t be a needed skill in your adult life. Stop stressing.
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I need money. I will not provide entertainment or motivation.
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I just want to curl up and eat a whole pizza. So badly.
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Glasses upon glasses. Does that give me x ray vision?
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Black olives and pineapple is my go to.
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I’m not sure how to describe this.
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You are amazing. I’d have to get a new sink and torch any other grapes I had after that. I left the dead ones I had in the floor and waited for reinforcements to wipe them up.
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I once sprayed a giant spider with spider killer spray. Upon its death it started to spew out many baby spiders. They died. I killed a pregnant spider and caused her to give birth. So I’m either awful or i saved my families lives. I also took a picture of it for memories.
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My stomach hurts. I hope it’s not an alien baby and just a food baby. I’m not ready for responsibility.
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Yes and not even in a neutral place like a coffee shop. I’m a dangerous lady.
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Melting in the sweet sweet sun with a fine beverage.