NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Member

Jam donuts... Drooooooool <<< Brit here ;)

I'm losing weight so I can ease the back pain and the feeling uncomfortable in clothes. For my health and for my son so he doesn't have a fat mum.

I'm not up on this religion lark. I just tend to float along in a bubble of my own.

We are all sinners? Except those of us who do not believe in heaven or hell. :neutral:

Mature? Yet throw hissy fits about mummy cooking you nuggets and chips. Preach sister! Ha

Wholetail scampi and chips with garden peas for me. Om nom nom

I did actually debate omitting it to see if anyone called me on it hahahahaha

Coca Cola Life is basically normal Coca Cola but made with Stevia. It's still full of crap. It also tastes like a dogs gonads. (I don't actually know what Dogs Gonads taste like but that's all I could liken it to)

Sounds legit...

Nuggets are baaaad M'Kaaaaaay. Pahahahahaha oh @herrspoons you do crack me up.

Wut? It wasn't me that scoped your diary and realised you eat a crap diet and then come here and moan that it's all your parents fault, at 22 you need to face up to your accountability. Mummy and daddy don't make you eat anything you don't want to.

BUSTED! :grin:

I lived on my own from being 18. I made my own food and stopped moaning. Lol

Alli is awful. I had Xenical which is the doctor prescribed version. This was about 8 years ago. It was awful. I didn't dare eat anything incase I pooped myself. Don't do it.

That's how my stomach looks now I've lost weight. I had a caesarean though 10 years ago. I'm sure it's perfectly normal and just needs that last bit of belly fat to go?

Sugar is totally why you put 11lb on overnight. It's the devil in a white dress

You're so mean. We really believe in this. So thanks everyone who has been positive and helpful and told me what I want to hear. Those of you who tell me what I don't want to hear are mean and nasty and I'm going to sulk and tell you to get off my thread. Snigger.

I'd be upset if I didn't go at least twice a day. It's the only time I get some peace and quiet hahahahaha

I see you have heard of the fat badger detox too @mamapeach910 :smirk:

If you do the fat badger detox it will clear your liver right up! Save yourself an operation!

A skinny fox is a malnourished fox ;)

This post is totes legit... Just like raspberry ketones!

So I like totally hadn't lost more than a pound in 9 days... So I came back today to say I had not lost more than a pound in 10 days in case you know... In that one day... A detox might have helped me shed three stone...

Yep. This. The same answer we all gave you yesterday.

We're all doomed!!!!! :lol: What a brill post! Nice to see some common sense in a sea of stupidity lol

You don't need to follow a diet. MFP is easy so I'm not sure what your issue is. You weigh your food, you track it, you eat it and lose weight. It's simple.

Oh my gosh... I'll try anything if someone promises me I'll lose weight!

I accept peeps as an acceptable method of payment. I can detox AND shower you with affection then!

Day 2 dinner... GET THOSE SPROUT DOWN YOU LOVE! You'll fart a stone off in minutes! Hahahahaha

So if I get a daily dose of Oprah... I'll never be fat again? Sign me up!