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I don't ferment anything; too lazy. But I do love Bubbie's sauerkraut.

Your sugar mama walking out the front door saying she left you a check for a pizza.

The Pillsbury doughboy standing on your belly and telling you in his cute little voice the cookies are ready and warm.

The sound of heels clicking from the kitchen and you realize it's Sofia Vergara. You bagged her last night. :sunglasses:

gets her haircut at the mall

The Cha Cha Slide at a wedding reception

Hold up, is that leopard print? Yasss, gurl!!!

Blank Check Shout out to MacIntosh.

Need more fats. Add some nuts, seeds, avocado, olive oil.

Ataulfo mango.

a strawberry patch

bottle of sleeping pills. he always was a dreamer.

Have you ever worked on someone who was really in shape, like a body builder? Did they still have their six pack?

Trouser chili in 01:27 hours...

I love football but I think I love Lady Gaga more. If she performs "Poker Face" I just may take my shirt off and start rubbing onion dip all over my body.

#BusStopBae

Still listen to this all the time. One of my favies. And his name is Wonder!? :sweat_smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YSUvYDJ6R4

I'm in the same boat, man. I went 100% plant based last week and my problem isn't the farting, it's the pooping! Like 5-6 times a day. I'll be at Target at 10pm buying the bulk packs of wet wipes while the clerk gazes admirably at me as if I'm Super Dad. If she only knew the babies I've churned out! :laugh:

I hate feeling like I have to follow in someone else's footsteps. I was at Michael's today buying some paint brushes and the customer at the register was having an EXUBERANT conversation with the clerk..... and there I was, next in line. So then it was my turn to step up to the counter but all I could manage to sputter…

Panda Express - grilled teriyaki chicken and veggies (or rice if you can fit it in)

How do they compare in sweetness to butternut squash?

Are you getting good sleep? Have you had your thyroid, iron, b12 levels checked? Some things to consider.

Sounds like you're burning through those carbs fast. Have something with more protein, fat. Scoop of nut butter with banana, apple, or toast; glass of milk; 2 bowls of cereal :grin:.

I gave up trying to cook black beans in a crockpot. They never turn out soft and plump like the canned ones do. I've tried cooking them on low for 8 hours and high for 4 hours... after soaking overnight. Sucks because I could probably save $5 a week. Is a pressure cooker more ideal?

folding my undies.

Alter

she was banned from her supermarket for constantly asking the butcher if he had tender meat. LOL

disfigured Play-Doh :dizzy:

Terrible. Both games were terrible. Super Bowl should be good though.

The Bicycle Thief Ikiru Pickpocket (1959) I wish I could fit Coming to America in the list though.