jimmckenna68 Member

East Lothian - Scotland Hello all!

When she said she was tight lipped I thought she meant she wasn't talkative

Dread's

I think everyone has run away!

LEGS!!

You didn't believe me when I said, at our first AA meeting, that you weren't another damaged soul for me to love...........in my own peculiar way

Actually, stole lots of your stuff, sold it and bought pot with the proceeds BUT YOU NEVER NOTICED MY CRIES FOR HELP!!

You never paid for the P!

Wouldn't smoke skunk with me

He was an idiot for doubting it!

Don't see the attraction., myself?

The mad eyes!

In my defence my mind is far from clear Your fur!!

His bright orange bill Pity about the big wart growing out the top of his head though

Morning County Durham Have a good day!

East Lothian here! 19.5 of my last 21lbs to go. From experience - when I got to within 7lbs of that target before it was nippier than a red hot poker shoved you know where, so will use this thread to see how we are all doing and keep up the effort!

I'm East Lothian 21lbs to ditch. What you got to get rid of and fancy chumming eachother?

Hi Just mucking around looking at UK members. Go for it, you aren't losing weight, your getting rid of it, ditching it. Losing implies loss, in this case though, the more you lose, the more you gain in so many other ways. Get stuck in! Happy to chum you along the road, have 21lbs to go but got rid of 30 already.

Excellent effort m1x..... In fairness to L_master though, I certainly couldn't find any other MFP related site on strava so I think he was bang on settling it up But now I know your there, sure the master- fella and I will be asking to join!

Fido did all the talking, and bad mouthed great music!

Is always looking for an excuse to wear her gimp-suit-style hazardous waste protection suit

BUT!!! Didn't care for my sense inadequacy as my biceps didn't match hers!

T Thankfully has the patience of a saint and I am spick and span, squeaky clean!!

Me too! That's why I don't eat it, just smear it all over me and run around shouting "Fido". Another moment when my sanity came into question

The meat paste countered your eye burning farts ---phew! Whiffy!!

She didn't appreciate that it distressed me that only the dog would lick me clean of meat paste ( even as I typed this I was worried about my sanity!!)

Let the dog sleep in the bed so he could unfairly blame it for the smell

Didn't appreciate that the dog might scare away the *kitten*

Thank the Lord for you!! Stunning

Mona-Lisa-esque (one word, honestly!)