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She called me names like "chip-master flex", and "the chip meister", and "chipper and dale, the rescue ranger"
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She could never sleep, and was always tired and cranky
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She wore me out wanting 6 hours of sex a day!!
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I was too demanding for her
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He was always too busy for me
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She was too fickle for me
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Professional safe cracker
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She always sold herself too short :\
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She was even jealous of women on the bus. I couldn't handle it.
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His backseat smelled like fish
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A park in Ireland that I can't remember where :'( What do you do for a living?
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She always took things I said the wrong way,
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I do love to hear. What makes you happy?
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She was friends with the golden girls. They were a bad influence
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She had too many regrets over her past relationships
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She was obsessed with making salsa
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She nags be about my diet
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There was just too much ... friction ...between us
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He likes getting sand in his pants
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Pi is good! pi is fine!! 3.14159
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@joek030 Professional monkey trainer
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Her ex and I fell in love, and she found out
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Sure, dude
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She can actually fly like superman
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She saw her ex everywhere she went. She couldn't get him out of her head
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Yep
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Fighter pilot
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Shark attack
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Ninja Assassin
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Quantum physicist
