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BW: 185 High Bar, *kitten* to grass (only way I squat): 425 Got 265 x 20 the other day pretty easily. But I am not a power lifter at all. No idea what I could do low bar. A lot more.
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She was way too sensitive
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She's terrified of clowns and once got arrested for pepper spraying 8 of them at the circus
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I was an alcoholic. It tore us apart
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Cheery
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He had an imaginary dog. He would put food in a bowl for it. Then eat it himself
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Every weekend he colors all his skin with highlighters, drops acid, and dances in a black light all night.
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Sells crack to people on MFP
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She always put dirty fingerprints all over my walls
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She always made fun of my "little man"
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She spends her free time making ceramic ashtrays. She has thousands. But she doesn't know anyone that smokes.
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She always kept calling me "little man"
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She wanted me to be a one woman stalking man. But that's just not be, baby.
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She forgot we were even dating. And by "dating" I mean I was stalking her
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She didn't like it when i serenaded her
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I just didn't understand him
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He saves his toe nail clippings "just in case".
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She thought I was someone's twin bro. We look nothing alike
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He totally killed this thread!
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She eats pigeons for protein
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He wears adult diapers because he's super lazy
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She cramped my style
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Most people fart and blame the dog. She actually takes credit when her dog farts
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He lacked originality
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He gives himself high 5's when no one else is around
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She apologized too much
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She was into meat head rob Lowe
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She totally sucks
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He's secretly infatuated with ME
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Assistant crack *kitten*
