We broke up because...
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she had no rhythm
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she said she was a rocker....but...0
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I loved pop more0
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I couldn't get my peni$ erect over him
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She ate my ice cream.0
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hers was bigger than mine...lol
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didn't even touch the walls
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She didn't allow me on top0
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She always put dirty fingerprints all over my walls0
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I accidentally said another woman's name0
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It was a mans name- your mouth was full when you said it, though.0
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She kept calling for the dog ????!!!!0
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He had an imaginary dog. He would put food in a bowl for it. Then eat it himself0
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She misunderstood what I meant by change0
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He was always asking people outside the liquor store if they had spare change0
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I was an alcoholic. It tore us apart0
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He was never satisfied0
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She never returned the favor0
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He was always hitting on my friends0
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She didn't understand that I was getting her she wanted, a sister wife0
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He couldn't handle us0
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I wasn't in shape to handle them0
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keep the change!!0
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I kept the change and used it buy a hooker0
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infatuated with Betty White has a shrine to her0
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