We broke up because...
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Mushroom tip looked like a spider weiner0
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Came to my company's office party in a Hawaii shirt and flip flops, got pissed and made out with my boss.0
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Kept taking me on trips that involved heights0
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He was too picky0
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She didn't pick me enough if you get my drift0
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Not sure. But the last night I saw him he left a chocolate cupcake on the counter....0
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SangreViento wrote: »Came to my company's office party in a Hawaii shirt and flip flops, got pissed and made out with my boss.
Yeah that sounds like me.0 -
Becka4prez wrote: »Not sure. But the last night I saw him he left a chocolate cupcake on the counter....
Left her a churro, she didn't like it0 -
He wasn't as devilish as I was hoping...
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she didnt like my devilish side0
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That's cos you kept laughing at my horn0
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she says im too horny0
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Carried his guitar everywhere0
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It was only the guitar case!?0
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I saw her face everywhere I went0
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He went crazy!!!0
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Livin la vida loca was too much for her0
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He had a crush on Ricky Martin, posters all over his wall. I wasn't man or latin enough for him!0
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I only wanted to wrap her up like a hot tortilla0
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His idea of loca was too soft0
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After she saw what size running shoes I wear, she ran away.....0
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Never used lube.0
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Used gallons of lube0
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Didn't like the strawberry lube0
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He's picky with flavors0
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He ate all the flavours out of the tube like it was a snack.0
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she made me shave it every day.0
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He's very very hairy0
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She never shaved, anywhere.0
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liked to use to much womens perfume0
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