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We broke up because...
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Wouldnt rub one out to my pics in burqa0
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She played with my emotions0
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But you wouldn't play with anything of mine0
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she was emotionless0
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I was a player, she didn't like it.0
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She played her and played me.0
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Bad poker face0
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Started the crush thread where no one took my name0
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she talked to my boobs instead of me
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His PMS were too ___0
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Kept taking weird selfies0
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She never approved of my selfies0
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She was evolving beyond my selfies comprehension0
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Your selfies were rarely of your face and always taken in public toilets0
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Couldn't be taken seriously0
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He didn't like my wardrobe0
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Kept hand grenades in his underpants0
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She never let me borrow her clothes0
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Because I was too serious...0
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he was too into Larry the Cable Guy always wore shirts like him0
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His cannon balls nearly drowned me...0
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She wouldn't share her drink0
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Only cos his cannon and balls don't get out often0
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She smiled too much0
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She was always talking about balls0
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I'd share everything with you0
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shared too much0
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Not if its infectious0
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I think he gave me an infection!0
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