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We broke up because...
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Deserted my booty when I had diahhrea0
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Caught with a couple of midgets doing a 63, boo yah0
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Sinistrous wrote: »For the safety of humanity.
Two psychos together is trouble.
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discriminated against my being a midget0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »Caught with a couple of midgets doing a 63, boo yah
lol wtf I'm glad I finished my drink..
Sent my mother their nudes0 -
Told me we werr having a baby on kik of all places0
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Offered me a "specimen" on skype cam chat :(0
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Told her I wanted to see other people, she introduced me to her mom.0
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Cause he's Canadian!0
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sweetdixie92 wrote: »Cause he's Canadian!
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deviboy1592 wrote: »sweetdixie92 wrote: »Cause he's Canadian!
Eh? How you doin??
I mean, I just can't do long distance relationships.0 -
She did the Mexican hat dance on my heart.0
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Phone sex wasn't enough anymore0
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He played 18 holes every day0
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I thought I was dating vanilla ice!0
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He wouldn't touch me anymore after he found out I wasn't Vanilla Ice0
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Cause he always shaves his head. I need hair to run my fingers through when we're....ya know.0
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She always made me wear a chubaca outfit during roleplay0
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She was too shy, couldn't talk dirty enough0
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wouldnt bail me out of jail0
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She had an orange is the new black experience in jail0
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She was in the slammer0
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She looks better in red lipstick and my ego couldn't take it
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Wouldn't let me play with her chia pet.0
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She looks like Christina Aguilera but sounded like Britney Spears. Or Bart Simpson. Wait, both Britney and Bart sound the same. Hmmm.0
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Thought quantum mechanics was a TV show!0
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Cause he was too nerdy.0
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didnt love bacon. Obviously she wasnt human.0
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