We broke up because...

Becka4Real

Her mom moved in with us. A one bedroom apartment.

LiftingRiot

She ate the last twix ice cream bar!!! &*#&!es be crazy

Becka4Real

I told him it was mine... he's the crazy one!

the_chiha

She wouldn't share

LiftingRiot

Because she pinned the crime on her best friend

Sinistrous

64 gigs wasn't enough for all the naughty vids we wanted to record.

SangreViento

He has an irrational fear of shower heads...

Sinistrous

Got mad that I went to the showerhead for.. Stuff.

LiftingRiot

Bopping all the field mice on the head

kimberlyrenee2008

Because he wouldn't snuggle with me

SangreViento

I found her snuggling a manneken from H&M

deviboy1592

Left me because I brought hello kitty band aids to a bondge party.

the_chiha

Was never prepared

deviboy1592

Still wouldn't let me play with her chia pet.

SangreViento

Covered bathroom walls in framed Justin Bieber posters

deviboy1592

Thought the biebs was gay

deviboy1592

SangreViento wrote: »

Covered bathroom walls in framed Justin Bieber posters

She also posted a pic of my manhood and uses it for her profile pic

SangreViento

Devil Boy kept harrassing my female friends with said pics. He even sent one to my grandpa!

LiftingRiot

He used the word manhood

deviboy1592

Asked me to shave his chest for that pic

BonafideBadGurl

Asked me to shave my head.

deviboy1592

Asked me for a Brazilian wax, wait why was that a bad idea?

kimberlyrenee2008

Wouldn't give me a Brazilian wax

MileHighFitness

She had a hairy butt

kimberlyrenee2008

He wouldn't wax my butt

MileHighFitness

She criticized my wax job

Misshodge64

I was Physic

SwitzEngine

He always blamed me that he has to wear glasses

haleklausen

She wouldn't do that thing I wanted her to do

kimberlyrenee2008

He wouldn't let me do that thing I wanted to