We broke up because...
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princesssadie93 wrote: »Because he wouldn't let me have a dragon.
she tried to cook me with her dragon0 -
kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »Because he didn't like my laugh
she hated that i had 16 toes0 -
He didn't like me sucking his 16 toes0
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My dragon wanted to BBQ him.0
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kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »He didn't like me sucking his 16 toes
Bleh I just grossed myself out lol0 -
kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »He didn't like me sucking his 16 toes
she confused my thang with one of my toes0 -
princesssadie93 wrote: »My dragon wanted to BBQ him.
her dragon had kids with a donkey0 -
The drakies accidently bit of his..0
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He looked like farquart0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »The drakies accidently bit of his..
she fed my dick to the drakies0 -
deviboy1592 wrote: »He looked like farquart
he had layers like an onion0 -
He turned in to a triceratops.0
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she had a thing for dinosaurs0
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He made me dress up like Barney0
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she didn't like the color purple0 -
He had a chip on his shoulder... Till he ate it.. Maybe I liked the chip there. Lol0
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lmao she was addicted to chips0
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He didn't like peepiepie so he wet the bed XD0
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she tickled me till i peed myself0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »He looked like farquart
he had layers like an onion
This guy keeps making me pee my pants, I need to see a doctor, @kimberlyrenee2008 hint hint0 -
wouldnt let me take my shirt off!!0
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wouldnt let me take my shirt off!!deviboy1592 wrote: »deviboy1592 wrote: »He looked like farquart
he had layers like an onion
This guy keeps making me pee my pants, I need to see a doctor, @kimberlyrenee2008 hint hint
vd? ewww gross0 -
I was praying he wouldn't take his shirt off0
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he couldn't keep his shirt on0
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he posted before mine went through0
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wouldnt lay on his back
(joking ofc) lol0 -
@deviboy1592 just call me nurse Kim
do you need to make an appointment? Lol 0 -
kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »@deviboy1592 just call me nurse Kim do you need to make an appointment? Lol
Yes, but no coughing, (cue the porno music)0 -
deviboy1592 wrote: »kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »@deviboy1592 just call me nurse Kim do you need to make an appointment? Lol
Yes, but no coughing, (cue the porno music)
brown, chicken brown cow0 -
deviboy1592 wrote: »kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »@deviboy1592 just call me nurse Kim do you need to make an appointment? Lol
Yes, but no coughing, (cue the porno music)
Hahaha love it! Bow chicka wow wow0
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