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his nips fell off0
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kept me in bars0
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Because my zombies wore chains around their *kitten* necks. So I told them not to get to close.0
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she had her zombies ties up by there d1cks0
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He looked constipated all the time.0
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is it werid that my ex had a penis leash?princesssadie93 wrote: »Because my zombies wore chains around their *kitten* necks. So I told them not to get to close.
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lmao nah man its not weird ... unless u wore it0
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BLACKxLABEL wrote: »BLACKxLABEL wrote: »BLACKxLABEL wrote: »MileHighFitness wrote: »@JD2006 I'm sorry...but that is some funny sh#=...looks like your peaking out the key hole! LOL!
lol..shut up. Youre right though...its pretty hilarious!
Because your turned out to be a glory hole girl
lol...wtf?
You know, the porn videos where dudes send their cawks through a hole in the wall with a girl on the other side
lol...no, I dont know about any of that. Congrats, you are a bigger freak than I am.
That's high praise coming from you
I hear ac/dc "jailbreak" playing0 -
Because he didn't like my penis leash0
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kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »Because he didn't like my penis leash
she never used her penis leash on me just other guys0 -
XD that's hilarious @tearsz0
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she didn't like country music0
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He wouldn't feed my zombies0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »Because my zombies wore chains around their *kitten* necks. So I told them not to get to close.
Then micheal Jackson started dancing to thriller!!!0 -
princesssadie93 wrote: »XD that's hilarious @tearsz
what, dont hate lol0 -
She loved country music0
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she fed children to her zombies0
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She don't know my texas yet0
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kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »She loved country music
so yo don love country music .. heart broken0 -
Stolen my golf kart along with my heart. Hey sounds like a country song0
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kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »She loved country music
so yo don love country music .. heart broken
edm for life ! but also other stuff0 -
I LOVE country music silly @JLopez8320
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deviboy1592 wrote: »Stolen my golf kart along with my heart. Hey sounds like a country song
lmao ... no0 -
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