We broke up because...
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BLACKxLABEL wrote: »BLACKxLABEL wrote: »BLACKxLABEL wrote: »MileHighFitness wrote: »@JD2006 I'm sorry...but that is some funny sh#=...looks like your peaking out the key hole! LOL!
lol..shut up. Youre right though...its pretty hilarious!
Because your turned out to be a glory hole girl
lol...wtf?
You know, the porn videos where dudes send their cawks through a hole in the wall with a girl on the other side
lol...no, I dont know about any of that. Congrats, you are a bigger freak than I am.
That's high praise coming from you
right? I feel you deserve a medal or badge of some sort. I'll see what I can do.0 -
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We broke up because he didn't like line dancing0
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She wasn't a very good two stepper0
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kimberlyrenee2008 wrote: »We broke up because he didn't like line dancing
uhhh because she lied and said i didn't like line dancing0 -
he thought salsa was only a condiment0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »BLACKxLABEL wrote: »BLACKxLABEL wrote: »MileHighFitness wrote: »@JD2006 I'm sorry...but that is some funny sh#=...looks like your peaking out the key hole! LOL!
lol..shut up. Youre right though...its pretty hilarious!
Because your turned out to be a glory hole girl
lol...wtf?
You know, the porn videos where dudes send their cawks through a hole in the wall with a girl on the other side
lol...no, I dont know about any of that. Congrats, you are a bigger freak than I am.
Still in bars unless I quote it.
dammit....thought lockdown would end at midnight for me:(0 -
Because he wouldn't dance with me0
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She won't even call me by my name0
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@kimberlyrenee2008 you can crash my party anytime0
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He shouted "Johnny go deeper!!"0
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he tattooed another mans name on his heart0
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He had no heart0
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He tattooed my name on his back, but spelled it wrong0
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She wouldn't get my name tattooed on her0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »He shouted "Johnny go deeper!!"
what that ninja was going deep enough0 -
I was a samurai fool!!!0
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He wouldnt get a dick tattoo.0
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she wrote her name wrong for the tattoo artist0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »He wouldnt get a dick tattoo.
boom already have one!!0 -
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sure is lmao0
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didnt like my new new profile pic0
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princesssadie93 wrote: »He wouldnt get a dick tattoo.
boom already have one!!
*kitten*, made me piss again, paging nurse kim!0 -
he cooks *kitten* food0
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I need more clothes0
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wont look me in the eyes when we make love0
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she blinks excessively when we make out0
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