We broke up because...

davidearl02

She didn't like my redhead fetish

JoshMaz

Kept finding mud in his crevices

Phoenix_Slimber

used to run around pretending to be a spy

undergloom

Honestly, I felt out-gothed

davidearl02

Didn't like role playing with me as 007

Sinistrous

They didn't find me the recipe I was after

Becka4Real

I had too many recipes

deviboy1592

Broke up with me cause I thought Martha Stewart was a b$&ch

JackKopCh

Spent too long in the kids aisle buying small shirts :P

Phoenix_Slimber

made me split my sides from laughing. It hurt lol

JackKopCh

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made me split my sides from laughing. It hurt lol

Laughed 24/7 with no breaks

deviboy1592

Always seemed to be sitting on pickles

davidearl02

Never looked up to make eye contact

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Phoenix_Slimber

is a secret Lucha

deviboy1592

She Was always staring

blossomholly

I wanted a Angel instead of a devil

davidearl02

She was too much of a goody-two-shoes

Spnneil06

He made fun of my shoes!!

deviboy1592

Thought Kanye west was an artist.

blossomholly

she had clown feet I was embarrassed to be seen with her

Spnneil06

He was team Kim I was team Kanye (ewww I almost threw up in my mouth typing the words)

Timshel_

Knows of Kim and Kanye.

deviboy1592

Thought lion king 2 was better than the original

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deviboy1592

Thought Karl and the cop from die hard were two different people.

Spnneil06

hated my dancing skills...would roll his eyes when I shaked my booty...Really??

deviboy1592

I was fainting girl.

davidearl02

Never shook her booty enough for my taste

Sinistrous

For the safety of humanity.

Two psychos together is trouble.