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She didn't appreciate our 150 year old "secret" recipe
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Used toenail powder in a sentence0
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But where is the belly button fluff brownie topping?0
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Had a thing for eating human remains :(0
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Didn't want to eat my aunt Kathy's remains for dinner. (Wtf did I just write. Time for bed I guess)0
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wasnt into men who liked to get *kitten* faced0
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Broke up with me for eating too much of Aunty Kathy's remains0
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She didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day.0
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Melissa90xo wrote: »Broke up with me for eating too much of Aunty Kathy's remains
I freaking love you! Lol0 -
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Melissa90xo wrote: »Broke up with me for eating too much of Aunty Kathy's remains
I freaking love you! Lol
:awesome: love love.because she couldn't handle the sexual attention
The kitchen was faaaar too hot!0 -
Her real name was Joanna Di Spittu0
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because bunny was truly a bunny0
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Knew me too well. It got creepy.0
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I couldn't keep up - was too fast0
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She wasn't enough of a risk taker0
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she risked way to much0
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Would take a selfie before coming to bed0
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Stole my phone and erased al my selfies0
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wore that sweater all year0
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He never put on a shirt!0
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lmao!
She never wanted to take off her jacket even in the 110* summer0 -
was too rough0
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Was too gentle.0
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never stopped smiling
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Walked around with no head0
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lmao damn you are on fire
She took the role for the spinoff: The floating head horseman0 -
Wouldn't salute when I wanted attention0
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Now that im saluting shes not around
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late night booty calls caused sleepless nights for early morning work0
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