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We broke up because...
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Wanted me to build her a spaceship so she could live on Mars.0
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Sinistrous wrote: »Refused to walk the great wall of china unless they were in high heels because otherwise they'd be shorter than the current inhabitants
Being 5' 3 is hard
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she still took her temperature the baby way0
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Wouldn't help me take the temperature0
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Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »Sinistrous wrote: »Refused to walk the great wall of china unless they were in high heels because otherwise they'd be shorter than the current inhabitants
Being 5' 3 is hard
We da same damned height, girl xD LOL
above: Stole my twinkies, fried them and then put them back into the wrappers. Told me they were chimichangas. (sry idk the correct spelling of that word).0 -
Didn't like my prank jokes0
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Kept pranking me0
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Playing sexual prank jokes all the time!0
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joke was on me as he was a guy0
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liked to workout on the bed and ended up dropping a dumbbell on my junk0
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I called him Strozer, lol0
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Couldn't remember anyone's name, not even mine.0
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Sorry brah, you couldn't forgiveaesthetikk wrote: »liked to workout on the bed and ended up dropping a dumbbell on my junk
called me namesI called him Strozer, lol
called me other mens namesLovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »Couldn't remember anyone's name, not even mine.
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@Loving She didn't have a first middle or last name0
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Called my male friends "she" all the time..
Those skeletons need to come out the closet.0 -
her fav hobby was collecting my belly button lint0
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He thought people were collecting things from his body....can you say paranoid??!?0
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She would never buy me anything0
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always complaining0
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wouldnt go to couples therapy with me0
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Needed counseling for the multiple relationships he had.0
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She abusive0
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He Groot0
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said the word groot0
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used fancy words..i had to google to keep up0
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all he did was image search himself on google0
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He was mad I kept googling words I didn't understand0
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She wouldn't get off the internet0
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He was in love with the CoCo0
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I did not enjoy the family recipe for those brownies. Just because it was a secret recipe does not mean I wanted to eat toenail powder.0
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