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She's pregnant with my baby but doesn't know it yet
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She refused to help me build my baby army.
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German porn star
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She refused to take a maternity test. Said it was stupid. But I didn't believe the baby was hers
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She travels the world competing in arm wrestling contests
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Scotch tape tester
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Amateur bamboozler
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She had 42 kills in Vietnam
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She cries every time a bug splatters on her windshield
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He once killed a man with an empty milk cartoon
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Franky Farts
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He's terrified of caterpillars
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He used to be the Model for Mr. Clean when he was younger.
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French maid
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Frankie sneezy snot
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She rides to work in a horse and buggy
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She laughed when my dog got run over
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She spent 15 years trying to make a special adhesive out of dog snot
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She didn't know what really got me going
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She has a closet full of various wigs and fake mustaches
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She's a captain on a Japanese whaling ship
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Is a swimmer?
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He was too emotional like a woman
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She had scurvy
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I was in a terrible accident and got amnesia :disappointed_relieved:
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It was a hanukkah accident, dude. You overreacted!
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Wow. That's impressive lol
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He had a low tolerance for pain
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She has a giant bin like Scrooge mcduck, only instead of gold it's filled with beanie babies that she swims in.
