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He wears 6 colognes every day. Each one on a different area of the body
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She always complains about my intimate dinners
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We just had different senses of humor
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She changed her pic!
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Sultry stare That's you too, jday
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Leaning to the side?
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I Just wouldn't build a CRAPPY fort. My fort building was too intense for him
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He's blind
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She was always drinking all my booze
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He once stink palmed a priest and now prays every night for forgiveness
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He was too whiney
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Just now. Cause that's how bored I am
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Her biological father is falcor from the never ending story
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She was always trying to climb *kitten*
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His standards were too high
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he once did a back flip from off a shark onto an alligator
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Around thanksgiving
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Her beanie never actually existed. It was just a crazy hair style
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His boots were made for walkin
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She had multiple personalities
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Anesthesiologist
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He never took his shoes off in my house
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She walks around town on weekend high-fiving homeless people every chance she gets
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She kept acting like my dog was a person
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She spends her evenings diving in shark cages with great whites everywhere
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She always insisted that "yay" was a unit of measurement
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Hostess
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He's good at finishing sentences
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She's the one that cuts up the avocados and smears them on my face
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Baby photographer
