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We broke up because...
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i just wanted her to slap me during sexy time but she'd always punch me instead0
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He didn't write back0
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She apologized too much0
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@MathDonkey He wasn't rough enough...0
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he kept throwing away all the shirts I bought him!0
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@trainingtobeperfect She was too rough0
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He lacked originality0
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He tanned better then me ...0
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^^^^ "sexy time"
She kept leaving the toilet seat down :grimacing:0 -
told me her boobs were off-limits as she was saving them for her future kids0
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This one time, he farted in bed. I nearly puked
romance killer 0 -
she was always blaming her farts on others.0
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He was too smart for his own good.. He knew all my secrets!0
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Didn't like that I wore pasties as a bikini top0
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took my family to the nude beach behind my back0
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His dad is pretty hot *raises eyebrows*0
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Slept with my cousin and my Aunt0
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That was ONE TIME! I said I was sorry
We broke up because she knows how to hold a grudge0 -
wanted to get me re-circumcised
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She slept with my brother and said she thought is was me!!! Wow. Really!!0
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She kept asking me to pretend I was her brother when we slept together.0
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Neither of them would make me pancakes, even after I gave them my puppy-dog eyes
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she missed her dead dog and wanted me to hump her leg 0
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Wouldn't let me play with his toys.
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Always playing with some other guys toys0
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needed help removing body hair0
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Never took off the batman costume.0
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She kept stickin' her finger in my mouth when I yawned0
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Had a thing against super hero role play.0
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