We broke up because...
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he smelled like a sock monkey0
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He didn't like me getting close to him, freaked him out. Had to be 12 inches in between us at all times.0
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She could never appreciate my Awesome compliments!0
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"awesome" was her compliment to everything0
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he wore safety glasses doing "everything"0
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She was critical of my fashion.0
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There are as a reason for the inches "between" us !! Lol0
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She wasn't very kinky during our sexy time!0
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was too kinky during our sexy time...(just kidding)
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Sexy time was too short and not kinky enough!0
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Measured kinky time in days0
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Kinky time was not kinky enough0
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before we met i mentioned that i have kinky hair, and now he always expects me to do weird things with it!
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She didn't understand my obsession with hair0
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I don't know what was going on with the hair thing, he would clip a piece out with scissors and carry it with him sniffing at it.0
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asked me to put lotion on my skin one too many times0
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He said it was lotion....nope....0
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I found out that he knew waaay too much intel on It3!!!0
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She thought I was a know it all.FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I found out that he knew waaay too much intel on It3!!!
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Her mind was too dirty!
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She was such a perve she wanted me to use the latex vacuum bed on her0
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Kept telling me to hurry up and take the picture when I just asked if I could take one.0
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She thought I was too pervy0
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Took pictures during our "intimate" times instead of concentrating on what we were doing0
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Didn't like intimate pictures.0
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I liked them but I wanted to wear the feather boa for once please!0
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She deleted all my intimate pics of her0
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Because her boa was bigger than mine0
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