We broke up because...
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she eats cat food0
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She ate sardines at every meal.0
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She was always using her smile to seduce other Lovers!0
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She was jealous of my "skinny" post count0
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His picture never showed up on the forums.0
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He never even had a crush on me!0
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She never even noticed my crush0
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...because she wouldn't allow it.0
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her answer to every argument we had was "I know you are, but what am I ?"0
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Turns out I was just one of many on her crush list.0
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She wanted a group marriage...I wasn't for all that.0
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i tried to make it just us, but he wanted to bring his kids!0
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she didn't like making kids...0
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got pissed off when I mixed skittles and m&ms together.0
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She didn't like my kids0
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he tried to tell me he was actually "Larry the Cable Guy"...... pffftttt0
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He called his guitars his "kids" I was expecting real children!0
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When did we break up Spin
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she wouldn't let me have any time alone, even on the pooper.0
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Guitars are children !?!! Lol0
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She didnt believe that I named my kids after guitars!0
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She had weird names for things and people.0
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She wouldn't let me meet her kids, said I was a bad influence on them.0
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She was always ignoring me.0
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she had a dick!0
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You rated me a 3... lol0
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He acted like one!
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she kept her beauty hidden.0
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She said you look like a monkey and you smell like one too when she was trying to give me a compliment.0
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She kept smelling me...0
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