We broke up because...

jenjencin78

Has sexier legs than me...

blossomholly

She way too much of a smart asr$ for me

Dadof3bbg1

She said I was too ridiculously good looking....

ovinas1

every other word was about sex.

ovinas1

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She said I was too ridiculously good looking....

He was always looking at me sideways.

blossomholly

Couldn't keep up with my horneyness

Dadof3bbg1

She hid my lil blue pills lol

47Jacqueline

He had no sense of reality

ovinas1

was a rooster blocker..

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't participate in orgies...

JD2006

he insisted on twerking no matter where we were

Dadof3bbg1

Claims she liked clams instead of roosters

slimgirljo15

Hid my handcuffs and whip

ovinas1

She thought I owned a gun . I told her I had a BIG surprise for her, It was in my pants, and It would blow her mind away...

slimgirljo15

He did have a gun...but led me to believe it was a big *kitten*.....

jenjencin78

Censored all the good words!

Dadof3bbg1

Couldn't get enough of my rooster

slimgirljo15

His rooster had limp feathers

ovinas1

She always wanted to play let me see yours and I will show mine. I always went first. She giggled and ran off.

slimgirljo15

I'd run off to get my toys and he'd be gone when I got back....very frustrating

attosa

She ran out of coffee!

aesthetikk

she got drink and peed on the persian carpet my parents gifted us

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He said he'd call me, maybe

Morgaen73

I got married.

Oops_Myhaloslipped

I don't date married men

slimgirljo15

No wait...we split up...come back I want my boobies

blossomholly

She only dated married women

slimgirljo15

I had a special place in my heart for her...she just didnt believe it

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She said that same thing to me

aesthetikk

couldnt open a beer bottle by putting it between her legs..made me buy a bottle opener in this economy