We broke up because...
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Has sexier legs than me...0
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She way too much of a smart asr$ for me
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She said I was too ridiculously good looking....0
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every other word was about sex.
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He was always looking at me sideways.Dadof3bbg1 wrote: »She said I was too ridiculously good looking....
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Couldn't keep up with my horneyness0
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She hid my lil blue pills lol 0
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He had no sense of reality0
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was a rooster blocker..
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Wouldn't participate in orgies...
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he insisted on twerking no matter where we were0
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Claims she liked clams instead of roosters0
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Hid my handcuffs and whip0
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She thought I owned a gun . I told her I had a BIG surprise for her, It was in my pants, and It would blow her mind away...0
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He did have a gun...but led me to believe it was a big *kitten*.....0
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Censored all the good words!0
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Couldn't get enough of my rooster
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His rooster had limp feathers 0
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She always wanted to play let me see yours and I will show mine. I always went first. She giggled and ran off.0
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I'd run off to get my toys and he'd be gone when I got back....very frustrating0
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