We broke up because...

SwitzEngine

she stalked me :-)

SojournerThirteen

I was tired of her focusing more on the spelling errors than the message being communicated

slimgirljo15

What ...we broke up
..noooooo I want you back baby

mammamaurer

used all my bleach

strozman

bleached everything

SojournerThirteen

Got really dirty and stayed that way.... I had nothing to wash her off with

slimgirljo15

He didn't like me dirty

barry1992

I couldnt fit her in the washing machine

Lil_Northern_Light

I was scared of scorpions

JLopez832

she had pet scorpions

Misshodge64

I switched to Geico and saved 15percent off car insurance

Mswack78

She was a walking advertisement....

Darkhawk1969

she wack'd me

strozman

He was dead

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strozman

Because she only wanted me for my body

Lil_Northern_Light

Was to manly for me! : p

strozman

She couldn't handle my manliness

jorodri7

She didn't like my manly smell after spending all day doing manly things. Was too manly for her

Spnneil06

I couldn't handle two guys, way to much manly for this girl!

strozman

Spnneil06 wrote: »

I couldn't handle two guys, way to much manly for this girl!

she could handle 3 guys but not 2?

4ever420

Was constantly having to fend the ladies off of him.

strozman

4ever420 wrote: »

Was constantly having to fend the ladies off of him.

Only wanted her, but she wouldn't believe me

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strozman

Couldn't express herself with words. Only her body

4ever420

told me to shut the hell up on numerous occasions

TheProudDadLife

always hogging the remote

Go_Mizzou99

Wore headphones all the time and would act like he couldn't hear me

JoJoBeans22

wore hoody to bed

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